.

When the bitch thinks she's bitching enuf...

and before this goes to some historical books....

"..and (for) whoever that (have done it) for the purpose of hiding the truths and hold up on the faultiness. Congratulations, your IP address has been identified and I have no doubt confirm on the subject matter. I('ll always) (and would never fail) (to say on my each prayers) (wishing) that for and your family (to) rot (in) hell (undertakings). (And) for whatever the reasons (it may be) - (you) and your stuckup mind (and also) your fucktup behavior can (go) straight down my ass and remain there as my disgusted wastage for you are no better than some bloody human beings that I wish to crash the skulls with my own barehand(s). U better watch you back this time and I (really) mean it(!).

How could u possibly think that u have succeeded in becoming one hell of the greatest bitch in town when you're now dealing with ONE and when the throne is still nicely accessoriz-ed its shiniest glim on top of me head? gotitgotit? I'm all done with all these bitch baru nak naik dramalah. Guys! C'mon. Let's have some fun and bitch again. Funfun..

My cloudy Sunday

Ahh damn.

11:53am: *Kayrol GMBC is calling* - ringtone: Decode by Paramore (eheh!)

ME: Hi! Morning

KAY: Morningggg....

blablablabla......

ME: I want BBBBBBBBBBB

KAY: Hehehe..

ME: BB is a sucha crazeeeee nowadays okayyyy....

KAY: Huh? (Apa?)

ME: *Ergh! Not listening*

ME: I want BBBBBBB... Argh! Sakitnya hati. I produktif gila hari nih. Bangun awal. Semua dah settle. Cuci baju jemur... macam-macam dah buat. Blog-hopping. Then sakitnya hatiiii.... People blogging pakai BB okie these days. Arghhh~!!

KAY: Hehehe... Online ker?

ME: Yup!

*Calculating on my budget for next month. Raya Haji hmmp, service kereta*

Knock..knock

MAK: Kak....kak..

ME: Hmmmppp *In front of my laptop*

MAK: Kakkk...

ME: Hmmppphhh

MAK: Tahun nih raya haji kat kampung tau

ME: Hmpphh...

*Dalam hati - Yeeehoooooooooooooooooo~!!!!!*

Trip to Sheikh's Wedding @ Kuantan, Pahang

Pictures ni semua diambil masa I pegi trip kahwin, I mean orang kahwin, kawan GMBC kitaorg - Sheikh Mohd Sharien dgn isteri dia yg tinggi lampai, Surya dekat Kuantan. Both of 'em are Pahang-ngites. Best kan? Seriously. Journey nih memang amat memeningkan kepala aku! Bukan sebab jauh. Tapi sebab terpaksa melayan pe'el Si Bro dgn Si Ayu yang happy-happy ribena sepanjang journey. Meruntun jiwa raga betul! Iskisk gedik betul korang nih kan? Dari KL sampai ke Kuantan balik ke KL. Tak putus-putus bergurau senda terpekik terlolong dekat seat belakang. Macam ada jodoh jer korang nih kan? Can do.. can do (sesuai). Bayangkanlah dua orang makhluk Tuhan nih punya stamina - dari I bangun tido, tido balik, bangun balik.. tak stop2 bergurau senda. Lepas tuh.. "Kayrol.... kau tgk lah bro nihhhh." Ayu merengek2. Ntah hapa2 ntah yang lucu sangat korang berdua nih kan? Hanya Kayrol jer tau sebab musababnyer sebab dia sorang jer boleh intai perlakuan mika2 berdua dari rear view mirror. Jengjengjeng... Then, I pulak? Buat kilang taik mata sepanjang journey.

Tuh! tgk budak 2 ekor kat belakang tuh. Happy sakan!

Acecece.. korang. Lebar jer senyum. Ada makna nih kot?

Anyway.. kitaorg mulakan journey dari KL dalam pukul 11:30am kot. Dah lupa pulak sebab asyik bersembang jer. Meeting point dekat stesen minyak ProJET tepi MRR2 menghala ke Genting sana. Ada 5 buah kereta semuanya dan diketuai oleh Mashall gendut En. Hamzil (Kadir, kau jgn cakap Hamzil nanti dia kutuk aku balik. Wahahah~). Nama jer konvoi. Last2 semua dah berterabur. Sorang hujung nunnnnn.. sorang kat sini. Last2 jumpa kat rumah pengantin jer senang.

Inilah Dato' Hamzil. Gendut2 pun banyak duit nih. Jgn memain. Huhuhu...

(Walau gendut, kau tetap maintain cute *peace*)

Pertemuan Sheikh dgn Surya nih I kurang pasti. Sebab I kurang rapat dgn Sheikh. Maybe dorang jumpa dekat tempat kerja masing2 kot; Sapura. Hah Ellin. Speku.. speku. Reason being.. mengikut kata soksek rakan-rakan (Budak MT memang champion bab-bab mengumpat. Hahaha..). Sheikh tak pernah pun bawa isteri dia nih melepak sama2 dekat MT. Huhuh. Dah kata jodoh kan. Tapi apapun. Sama cantik sama padan. Dedua tinggi. Kalau dapat anak mesti super tinggi!

Congrats Sheikh & Surya.

Lampaikan bini Sheikh. Kitaorg semua ternganga besar masa tgk ketinggian wife dia. Serious.

Sampai jer kat rumah Sheikh. I terus teruja. Sebab rumah dia nih jenis rumah kampung yg ada banyak pokok-pokok kat tepi-tepi halaman. So nampak redup jer. Suka banget. Dah lama I tak lepak kampung especially lepas Uwan I tak berapa sihat. So I punya keterujaan tuh agak melampaui batas sikit. Tinggal tak bergayut jer kat pokok macam kera. Huhu.

Kitaorg antara terawal yang sampai. In fact lebih awal dari pengantin sebenarnya. Bersemangat! So, orang pun tak berapa ramai lagilah masa tu. Lauk pauk pulak memang best-best belaka. Orang tengah lapar katakan. Antaranya kari kambing kegemaran I. Ada pulak ikan merah masak assam dan pelengkap menu ----- ulam-ulam dengan sambal belacan. Memang penambat tangkai hati. Tak sia-sia tahan lapar dan dahaga. Pekena pulak dengan air sirap sejuk. Fuiyyo!Menyengat. Ikut hati nak tambah nasi. Tapi sebab nak control cun punya pasal. Telan air liur ajerlah. Sesungguhnya masakan orang kahwin memang shiok. Untung betul Sheikh ada kampung. I rasa event org kahwin nih kalau buat kat kampung lebih meriah banding dekat dewan atau hotel kot. So, siapa-siapa yang nak kahwin dengan saya. Sila sediakan kampung sebagai syarat hantaran perkahwinan yer. Huhuhuh...

Antara tetamu-tetamu

Antara TERUNAS GMBC yg hadir....

and TERUNAS perasan macho juga ada..

Tidak ketinggalan si DARAS dan MAK DARAS. Yg tgh 3 org tuh masih DARA yer. Hehehe...

Hey! Itu kami! Ahli-ahli rombongan...

Selesai jer majlis. Kitaorg bercadang untuk singgah Pantai Teluk Cempedak (TC) untuk hirup udara petang. Kesian Budak Kecik (Marina Rijin) beriya2 dia dgn Ayu nak mamam McDonald tepi pantai. Sampai-sampai jer electricity takderlah pulak. Kempunan lah korang berangan makan fast food tepi pantai macam cerita Beverly Hills. Huahua. I pulak pada awalnya punyalah bersemangat. Bayangkan TC nih macam Pantai Cahaya Bulan dekat Kelantan lah sangat. Berangan konon-konon boleh duduk tepi pantai bawah hut sambil makan Sotong Tepung ker, Keropok Lekor ker, Char Kuey Teow ker. Tapi.. hampeh! Tak ader apa pun kat TC. Sayang betulkan. Kalau dulu.. surfers masih boleh datang sinih utk surf during monson. Sekarang harapan lah. Angin pun takder. Ombak pun macam malu-malu jer nak datang. Sedih sungguh.

Nice view eh.. Pandai Kadir amik gambau

Alolololo....chomel! Tapi naper buih2 chenta tak keluar pun....?

Gambar paling chomelest pada hari tersebut. Hehehe..

(Dekat TC)

*All pictures credit to Ayu Hashim and Arya's70*

11th Nov with Cupcake (Camwhore is a MUST)

These pictures were taken on my recent birthday - the 20's finale as I'd love to call it. Cupcake was supposed to 'surprise' me with a box of cuppies from Cuppacake by Wondermilk - well I was the one who requested for it actually. Huhuhuh.. But he was just too occupied with his workloads nowadays so he said he's gonna get it for me sooner whenever time permits. Okay. U owe me one okies.

I craved for none that day so instead of ripping his pocket off to some fancy restaurants for dinner.. I suggested to have it at Restoran Ikan Bakar Bellamy instead (You're so lucky). After dinner we headed over to Midvalley to watch movie i.e. Law Abiding Citizens which I ended up being sleepy and dozing my eyes off in a midst of the show. But the movie was great though...

Pressie....? Well last year Cupcake bought me a Malindi Crocs in Turqoise that come with 4 jibbitz which 3 of my old jibbitz later now are nicely fastened with his Off Road without my permission. U bagi 4 - u amik 3. Nice job well done! Sigh. So.. when he asked me,"aper yg u nak" on my recent birthday. I thought of asking him to get me something ridiculous for my pressie and it should be more expensive than the previous year. LOL. But I can't think of any now so I decided to find one during his gaji day which is next week. Bahah!

This entry is - takder faedah pun - but he kept cam-whored me throughout the whole nite cos he just wanted to prove how great his HTC Diamond is. Blergh.

Fever(2)

FIZ CULLEN: Yunk

ME: Yer..

FIZ CULLEN: Movie tix for the premier show kan...? :D

ME: Hahahaha.. have u read my blog??!! About u? LOL

FIZ CULLEN: Noooooo!!!

ME: http://pokpek.blogspot.com/2009/11/ticket-to-heaven.html

FIZ CULLEN: What isit all about? LOL

BUZZ!!!

FIZ CULLEN: I can't even breathed properly yesterday.. sigh

FIZ CULLEN: It's all bcos of these New Moon thing lah

FIZ CULLEN: Seriously! I even had to pinch myself to get back to reality

FIZ CULLEN: Kot2 mimpi ke. LOL.

ME: What we're gonna wear that day eh? Let's play dressing up!!!

FIZ CULLEN: Yeah! We shud pick what we're gonna wear that nite. Hmm btw, movie kat mana?

ME: Lemme check the details.. 1 sec

ME: Okie got it!.. I plan to take leave and crash over your place the nite before. And am serious!!! LOL

FIZ CULLEN: Yayyyy... yes!yes!

ME: Fiza! Stop screaming plssssss!!

FIZ CULLEN: Yup... Okie2.. :p I can't control myself...

ME: Brffttt.. ;))

ME: Were gonna be amongst the 1st to watch it.. thehehe~~

ME: Hey!!! it's 20th today. The official premier show for New Moon world wide!! No wonder we're both acting like a bunch of sicko mommas. LOL

FIZ CULLEN: I've almost to announce to everyone that I've had the premier tix u know..hahaha

FIZ CULLEN: Lindaaa...!! I love uuuuu!!! Thanks for wanting to bring me over me to the premier show for new moon!!!

ME: You're the best I cud ever think of. The most understanding fwen when it comes to this. No one else is better than you! Brfffttt.. ;))

ME: Am thinking to wear something dark that nite. We have to look vampire-ish that nite... hmmm

FIZ CULLEN: Exactly!!! Something gloomy and dark..

FIZ CULLEN: and at the same... we have to pull this mysterious energy - well this is for the horrendous part when Edward dumped Bella... very gloomy and devastating like. OMG!! I dunno whether I could stand that part... *scream*

ME: WTF!!?? We gonna watch a movie for god's sake! But that just sounds like a metal sesat gigs siol....LOL

Sorry for all these. We can't no longer Behave. It's just happen. Sighsss...

No winter storm on November 20

I repeat..
NO WINTER STORM ON NOVEMBER 20 people.
MasyaALLAH... never go and learn Geography isit?
Rumors is so unhealthy. Indeed.

Check this out ----->> Letter from MMD on a Circulation of email concerning the winter storm which expected to hit KL on 20 November 2009: No such storm will take place.

NOVEMBER 20th (TODAY) is a Premier show for NEW MOON the movie world wide okay.

GOT IT?!

Fiza. That's mean TODAY!

*scream*

My blog is so addictive isit? Be one of the follower then.
Hey Ladies...
Don't clutter your shamefool mind to check on my blog everyday on for what hip and for what hype in my not-so-great-but-I'm-a-happy-cute-sassy-girl life. I am people's favorite better than you.
Chew the fact's fact... swallow it down your esophagus and digest!
Ohh on a side note. p/s:
Don't forget to check on your own reflection please...Ouch!
*blow nails*

Tickets to heaven

ME: Hahahahahahha

FIZ CULLEN: *screammmmmm*

ME: Hahahahahahha

FIZ CULLEN: *screammmmmm*

ME: Hahahahahahha

FIZ CULLEN: *screammmmmm*

ME: Hahahahahahha

FIZ CULLEN: *screammmmmm*

HEY LISTEN.

A thoughtful lad have given me a near-death-experience and surprised me by giving me 2 tickets to watch NEW MOON premier show next week with my bestie. OMG.

*Scream*

THANK YOU...
for take noticed for FIZA is THE ONLY friend of mine who knows how it feels like to hold your breath and suffocate the hell out of our sanity whenever Edward's image is reflected on a tv screen and whatever.. whatever

Trust me..
You wouldn't want me to start gibber on Edward cos it will take me more than a 100 years to stop and you'll be 6 feets under by then. Hahah.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE LOVE YOU TO BITS...!

(Homaigod... Fiza stop screaming pls...)

***********

ME: Did she called u and screamed uncontrollably just now??

LAD: Hmmm yeargh. But I can't pick any of her languages cos she keeps on mumbling on her words and screaming and screaming and screaming and she thanked me. Sigh... I don't understand what was she trying to say actually.

ME: Hahaha... mind her exaggerated dramatically behavior but she really thinks you're the nicest person on earth now. Hahaha.. All guys hate Edward u see. But you bought us the tickets for free. Isn't it adorable? Heheh. Anyway thanks a lot... so sweet of u.

(Conversation has been edited - a bit lah. Cos I was speechless. And this conversation was what I intended to convey actually.. ya!ya! whateverrr.. :p)

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Fever(1)

Im sorry.. brffftt. I am on my full blast of a NEW MOON fever now. Ya. I know. Ramai tak puas hati. But what can I do... *pity face*.

(At mamak..)

Kadir: Linda.. tuuu. *pointing at the projector screen*

ME: Twilighttttt.... *focusing at the projector screen with full amazement*

Kadir: Brffffttt.. Kikikiki

ME: U should watch this u know...*talking to Kayrol*

Kayrol: Hmm.. ya. Sunday at 9:00pm... *straight face*

Kadir: Brffttt.. Hahahaha

(In the office during lunch...)

ME: Ergh.. damn bored. Nak buat aper nih..?? Kakkk nak buat aper?? *muncung*

Kakak1: Kamu dah makan belum?

ME: Dahhh.. tapi boring. Dahlah sejukkkk!

ME: Hmmmmmphh..

ME: Yeay! Nak baca buku (New Moon)! Nak baca buku!! Tataaaa... *wailed both of my hands up on the air and ran uncontrollably*

Kakak1: Astarafillah budak niiihhhh....

(During office hour)

ME: Haihhh... haihhh... *moan*

Kakak2: Naper awak ni??

ME: Takder paper kak...

Kakak2: Aishh.. macam2 lah awak nih *giggle*

.... me watching New Moon trailer over and over again and over again and over again...

My most favorite song from Twilight the movie Soundtrack

Decode by Paramore

*Serious awesomeness*

(source: 4shared.com)

Fax machine VS E-mail

Have I ever told you how much I hate faxing? It isn't reliable anymore these days. Like.. seriously. Blergh.

Case 1:

You faxed...then the line went..... trettttrettttrettt. Sigh. Re-fax. Well this is the conventional facsimile machine that you need to change the carbon for every now and then though.

Case 2:

Well.. if it doesn't. You checked on the receiver's end. "No, we haven't received it'". But the job status said it was through!

Case 3 (many cases):

"I guess it was on the tray just now. But somebody has took it by mistake... can you re-fax ah?".

Ain't that troublesome?

Why can't we just totally opt for the emailing system instead? Scan your document into a PDF file. Attach it in your email. Then - SEND. Easy pitsy aight? And now that we have Berries. We could always check on our emails at anytime and anywhere aight? *wink* Now.. that's what I call double efficient. Don't you think?

So, be more IT savy people PLEASE...